well, actually

well, actually

A Bissel Cancer

A bissel mer cancer!

My bullshit: Now 10% more cancery!

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jacqui shine
Mar 15, 2023
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Hi, hello. In great news, I now have thyroid cancer! “Now” is relative, of course; it’s possible I’ve had a tumor on my thyroid for years. But it was discovered on a screening ultrasound in the fall. It is probably genetic. It’s not a breast cancer recurrence, but its own little clump of renegade cells. It could be worse! I am having surgery next month …

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